Today, we find ourselves in a standstill with two other opponents, tension thick enough to be cut with a knife. With all three of us employing the same strategy, there's no telling how, or when, the battle will end.
Roll the footage.
the SHITPOST EMPORIUM presents
a FORTNITE FILM, from CHAPTER 5: SEASON 4 (ZERO BUILD, SINGLES), starring DYSHARMONIC in "STANDOFF"
musical stylings of WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'S "TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE THRU"
referencing NICKELODEON'S "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS" and TERMINALMONTAGE'S "SOMETHING ABOUT ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME: THE WATER TEMPLE"
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