Today, we split up in search for our favorite mythics in Fortnite. On paper, it's a terrible idea. In practice, it's still a pretty terrible idea, but it all worked out in the end. Somehow.
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the SHITPOST EMPORIUM presents
a FORTNITE FILM, from CHAPTER 5: SEASON 5 (ZERO BUILD, DUOS), starring DYSHARMONIC in "ABSOLUTE IDIOCY ON MY PART", also featuring SONODIVUM
musical stylings of MOZART'S "LACRIMOSA", M.I.A.'S "PAPER PLANES", JUNICHI MASUDA'S "SURFING" from POKEMON RUBY/SAPPHIRE/EMERALD, THE BLACK EYED PEAS' "LET'S GET IT STARTED", THE LONELY ISLAND'S "I'M ON A BOAT", JOHN DENVER'S "TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS", MEGA NRG MAN'S "BACK ON THE ROCKS", MANUEL'S "GAS GAS GAS" and LITTLE RICHARD'S "THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS"
referencing PENGUINZ0'S "THE WORST TOY EVER MADE", TEAM FOUR STAR'S "DRAGONBALL Z ABRIDGED MOVIE: SUPER ANDROID 13", GAME GRUMPS' "SUPER MARIO BROS. 3: LIES AND DECEIT - PART 15" and SAMIR THAPAR'S "COIMBATORE RALLY 2013"
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